Well, the rock showed up (along with dirt for the vegetable beds), so I stapled some glorified landscape cloth together (it allows water through, but not soil, so it shouldn't get clogged up again too soon) and lined the trench, then Vic dumped a load of rock on there. I built the piping together, and tomorrow we'll hopefully get that covered.
The shower, it no longer leaks!
In the evening, Vic watched The Vow while I played Warcraft. I sort of followed the movie, but there weren't enough space battles. Even Vic thought it was a bit slow.