I went out into the garage and (with Vic's help) managed to get the brake caliper off the van (115ft/lbs my arse). The rotor came off with a little wiggling, but I can't get the guts of the carrier off at all... it looks like the bearing race is stuck on the spindle. We tried hammering some of the melted bearings off, but I'm going to have to think about it some more. The whole thing might end up needing replacing, and that'll be a joy to behold, I'm sure.
In the evening, we met Jen and watched "Rogue One". It was pretty good, but I hear they're going to let George Lucas direct the sequel.