I went and got the van smogged. It passed pretty easily - all the measurements were way below what it needed to score. Yay. I went home and paid my registration, so now I'm good for another 2 years.
Vic's been good, so I let her help me change the innertube on the bicycle. I'm trying one of the snot filled tubes - the idea is that the snot plugs the hole before the tyre goes completely flat.