My doctor's been trying to get hold of me (they still had my Mountain View phone number), and finally managed to today. So, it seems that I have a fractured scaphoid in my right hand, and a cyst growing on my spine by the C7 vertebra... I'm assuming that's partly scar tissue. So, I went in to get poked and prodded some more, and a fetching splint to immobilise my right hand. That I'm supposed to wear like 24 hours a day for the next 8 weeks. Joy.